livinglovinoloca:

have you ever just sat down and thought of a certain person and you realize oh my god.. they’re just so cute

like not just in looks but the way they act and speak and joke around and talk and how they react to things and it’s just

so

cute

aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

sluttyoliveoil:

before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment

3oz:

studies show that there really aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

avengerstimebitches:

foxnewsofficial:

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:

spookyroomba:

foxnewsofficial:

what does tumblr even mean

tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.

that’s actually kind of touching. 

it’s actually kind of gay

that’s also what tumblr means

(Source: foxnewsofficial)